Elephant in the Room

How funny would it have been if I had just pretended that nothing ever changed? So here I will address the obvious, which is.......

I HAVE NOT POSTED TO MY BLOG IN ALMOST FIVE MONTHS!!!!

There. I've addressed the proverbial Elephant in the Room. Don't ask why it's been so long. Please. I'm afraid it is quite boring and that goes against my mission for blogging in the first place.

I'm back, that's that!